Trevor Noah has fun with Trump’s ‘oppressed lawyers’ at impeachment trial – Deadline

The magical and wonderful road to impeachment should be a slam dunk for conviction, said Trevor Noah, given the overwhelming evidence that constitutes “a competing and compelling case,” he said.

“It’s like having a murder suspect who left DNA and a bloody glove at the scene and ran away in a Ford Bronco… wait, did it happen?”

No, the outcome of Trump’s impeachment trial is pretty much predetermined, Noah admitted. But in the meantime, a crazy “trial” is underway. Former President Donald Trump’s lawyers are so scattered, “They never broached the key issues, a guy cried while reading a poem,” Noah said. “I thought Ted Cruz was going to start another insurgency in order to change the subject.”

Republicans were perplexed that lawyers were so incompetent, expressing exasperation at the lack of organization.

“Do you know how bad a job they are doing that even Lindsey Graham has turned on them?” It’s like drawing something as bad as your kindergarten teacher holds you up for it!

Of course, no one was more upset with the non-performance “than the man who was never going to pay them anyway,” Noah said. He reported stories indicating Trump was screaming on TV. “If he thinks you’re walking around, you know you’re fu *** d,” Noah said.

Regardless of how bad the defense is, it will still make for a very inspiring movie, Noah said. Watch the clip below to see what it might look like.

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